"Uh... that's brilliant! Make sure you fly low and slow, uhhhh and just keep circling over and over. Uhhhhh, maybe we should have some military jets follow behind the plane too. Uhhhh, and make sure that it is a secret."
"No problem Mr. President! We will get right on it!"
What could go wrong? What could possibly go wrong with this wonderful plan? A huge 747 flys very, very low over the buildings of Manhattan while being chased by military jets... what could possibly go wrong? To make things even better, the public will be kept in the dark and the local authorities will not be authorized to comment on the situation because it is a classified secret. So if anyone does freak out and call the police, they will have no freakin' idea what is going on either... this is just brilliant!!
Check out the video to see what happened:
In case you think i am inappropriately blaming the Obama Administration, read this exerpt from the Washington Times:
White House Military Office Director Louis Caldera issued a brief statement saying he was too blame.
"Last week, I approved a mission over New York. I take responsibility for that decision," he said. "While federal authorities took the proper steps to notify state and local authorities in New York and New Jersey, its clear that the mission created confusion and disruption. I apologize and take responsibility for any distress that flight caused."
The panic started Monday morning when a backup 747 known as Air Force One when the president is aboard flew by Lower Manhattan with a U.S. fighter jet closely following, rattling windows and causing some limited evacuations.
Over the course of a half-hour starting at 10 a.m, the plane flew low over the city and near the Statue of Liberty.
Obama is just lucky that no one was hurt during this stupid stunt. It is quite remarkable when you think about how many people were running in the streets and totally freaking out with flashbacks to 9/11. No heart attacks or stampeding... he got really lucky this time.
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