Thursday, October 20, 2011

A Response to Lemony Snicket and his Thirteen Observations about Occupy Wall Street

1. No one was ever successful without hard work, so it is logical to assume that the two are somehow linked. After all, when was the last time you met a millionaire who gained their success as a direct result of their laziness? Even an inheritance had to be earned at some point by someone’s ancestor.
2. If “fortune” only has one definition, then fortune cookies are filled with money and luck. No? Well then perhaps the word “fortune” DOES have more than one definition.
3. Money IS like a child… those who are irresponsible & lazy are likely to lose either or both of them.
4. Those who demand cake, are just like those who demand money – they are both ignorant concerning that which makes one healthy & truly happy in life.
5. Anyone who steals ingredients and forces someone else to bake them a cake in a borrowed oven, probably finds it very reasonable to share that cake with others. However, in reality, they will just tell others to steal, enslave and borrow on their own. By the way, what is this obsession with cake??
6. Nobody wants to fall into a safety net because nets are designed to entrap and confine. However, a hammock is just lovely in the springtime.
7. Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. It is just a feeling. Now get off your butt and go get yourself a glass of water!
8. Don’t waste your time asking people if something is fair or not. Life is not fair. Just ask Jesus about it sometime.
9. People gathering in the streets with no other cause except for feeling wronged, tend to become violent. Don’t take my word for it; just ask the French, the Romanovs, the Jews…
10. The idea that people inside of impressive buildings should solve all our problems, is the idea which the Founding Fathers rebelled against!
11. Historically, people standing outside of impressive buildings shouting… have WAY too much time on their hands. By the way, first it was cake and now it is impressive buildings. What is the deal with this guy’s fixations anyway?
12. If you have a large crowd shouting outside your building… it might be Mardi Gras! Oh yeah, it must be Mardi Gras… that hippie just flashed her boobs on TV!
13. If 99 percent of people do not have a roof over their heads, food on their tables, or the occasional slice of cake for dessert (again with the cake??); perhaps they are in Russia or China but that has never happened in America. Give me a break. 99% of Americans are NOT being represented by OWS, so stop claiming it.
Leave Wall Street, take a shower, get a job and vote. THAT is what the 53% do, and we wish that the rest of the population would give it a try.

To read the original list by Lemony Snicket, please follow this link:

http://occupywriters.com/by-lemony-snicket

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Cult of Deceit: a.k.a. - The Democrat Party

It is really sad to see Democrats in Washington calling for hearings and prison sentences for Bush Administration officials over water boarding. Especially when almost all of them were aware of the programs, and approved at the time. In fact, in the clip below you will hear Chuck Schumer calling for full blown torture to insure the protection of our citizens. The professionals at Gitmo decided NOT to follow Chuckie's advice. Instead of doing "whatever you have to do", they chose to water board the Al Queda agents in order to gain the information needed to prevent the planned attack against Los Angeles.

I think it is time to refer to the Democrat Party as the Cult of Deceit. Lying has become their default tactic in almost all situations. Truly a sad situation.



In the following video, John Stewart points out the lying and hypocracy of Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. You know it is bad when the Congressional Dems can no longer count on support from John Stewart!

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

More "Smart Power" from BHO!

"Hey Mr. President, i have a great idea. Let's fly Air Force One over Manhattan, and take pictures of it."
"Uh... that's brilliant! Make sure you fly low and slow, uhhhh and just keep circling over and over. Uhhhhh, maybe we should have some military jets follow behind the plane too. Uhhhh, and make sure that it is a secret."
"No problem Mr. President! We will get right on it!"

What could go wrong? What could possibly go wrong with this wonderful plan? A huge 747 flys very, very low over the buildings of Manhattan while being chased by military jets... what could possibly go wrong? To make things even better, the public will be kept in the dark and the local authorities will not be authorized to comment on the situation because it is a classified secret. So if anyone does freak out and call the police, they will have no freakin' idea what is going on either... this is just brilliant!!
Check out the video to see what happened:


In case you think i am inappropriately blaming the Obama Administration, read this exerpt from the Washington Times:
White House Military Office Director Louis Caldera issued a brief statement saying he was too blame.

"Last week, I approved a mission over New York. I take responsibility for that decision," he said. "While federal authorities took the proper steps to notify state and local authorities in New York and New Jersey, its clear that the mission created confusion and disruption. I apologize and take responsibility for any distress that flight caused."

The panic started Monday morning when a backup 747 known as Air Force One when the president is aboard flew by Lower Manhattan with a U.S. fighter jet closely following, rattling windows and causing some limited evacuations.

Over the course of a half-hour starting at 10 a.m, the plane flew low over the city and near the Statue of Liberty.


Obama is just lucky that no one was hurt during this stupid stunt. It is quite remarkable when you think about how many people were running in the streets and totally freaking out with flashbacks to 9/11. No heart attacks or stampeding... he got really lucky this time.